Layne Staley (Alice
In Chains)...KAOS' vocals on Man in the Box are spot on. I highly recommend him replacing me.
Make sure to tell this to Jerry.
Jim Morrison (Doors)...I totally dig the vibe and the rolling around on the floor thing. I always check out your shows from wherever
I am at. I must be in rehab. There are no drugs around here.
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)...Dude on vocals is absolutely amazing. In fact, unbeknownst to anyone on planet earth, KAOS channels my
soul during our songs which explains why the audience goes beserk when your singer looks, sings, and acts just like me.
It is me..ha..ha..ha.
Axl Rose (GNR)...Your singer does Axl better than Axl. Don't tell Buckethead this. Wait...why am I talking through this
damn OUIJA board. Maybe I have died and just don't know it. No wonder my fricken record never gets done.
Does anyone know where Paradise City is around here?
Bon Scott (AC/DC)...Love your guys version of Highway to Hell, which is where I am at right now. Elvis wants to know why you
don't cover any of his songs. Me and John Bonham just want to say to you all out there...If you are gonna drink a whole
bottle of Jack Daniels, make sure to throw up before going to sleep...otherwise I will see you where there are no stop lights
or speed limits. Rum Soaked Raisins rock...ai.ai.ai.ai.ai.
